Fighting With My Husband After Having a Baby

one

It was two weeks earlier Christmas, and Mrs Smith was very decorated. She bought a lot of Christmas cards to send to her friends and to her husband's friends, and put them on the tabular array in the living-room. Then, when her married man came dwelling house from work, she said to him, 'Here are the Christmas cards for our friends, and here are some stamps, a pen and our book of addresses. Will you please write the cards while I am cooking the dinner?'

Mr Smith did non say anything, but walked out of the living-room and went to his study. Mrs Smith was very angry with him, but did not say anything either.

And so a minute later he came back with a box full of Christmas cards. All of them had addresses and stamps on them.

'These are from last yr,' he said. 'I forgot to postal service them.'

When was Mrs Smith very	What did Mr Smith say ?
busy ?	What did he practice ?
What did she exercise ?	How did Mrs Smith feel ?
Why did she buy the cards ?	What did she say ?
Where did she put them ?	What did Mr Smith do a
What did she say to her	minute later ?
husband ?	What did he say ?

ii

Mrs Jones was waiting for an important phone call, but she had no bread in the house, so she left the baby at habitation and said to his five-year-sometime brother,'I am going to the shops, Jimmy, and I will be back in a few minutes.'

While she was out, the phone rang, and Jimmy answered. 'Hallo,' said a human, 'is your mother there?'

'No,' answered Jimmy.

'Well, when she comes dorsum, say to her, "Mr Baker telephoned".'

'What?'

'Mr Bakery. Write information technology down. B-A-K-E-R.' 'How do you make a B?'

'How practise I make . . . ? Listen, piffling male child, is there anybody else with you? Any brothers or sisters?'

'My brother Billy is here.'

'Good, I want to talk to him, please.'

'All right.' Jimmy took the phone to the baby's bed and gave information technology to Billy. When their mother came dorsum, she asked, 'Did anyone telephone?'

'Aye,' said Jimmy, 'a human being. Only he only wanted to talk to Billy.'

What was Mrs Jones waiting for?

Why did she become out ?

What did she do with the babe when she went out ?

What did she say to Jimmy ? How old was he ?

What happened while she was out ?

What did Jimmy practice ? What did the man say ? What did Jimmy answer ?

What did the human being say and then ? What did Jimmy say ?

What was the man'south answer ? What did Jimmy ask him so ? What did the homo say then ? What did Jimmy answer ? What did the man say ?

What did Jimmy say ? What did he exercise ?

What did Jimmy'south mother exercise

when she came dwelling ? What did Jimmy respond ?

three

Nasreddin* had an sometime shed. Information technology had no windows, and then it was very dark, and information technology was full of old things.

One 24-hour interval Nasreddin went into this shed to get a ladder, simply slipped on something and savage against a large garden fork. The fork hitting him on the head and knocked him down. Then it fell on top of him and hit him difficult on the left leg. The ends of the fork then went into his long beard. He fought with the fork fiercely, and at last threw it off him, jumped up and ran out of the shed. He was very angry. He had an onetime sword nether his bed, and he at present ran and got this. And then he ran dorsum to the shed, opened the door suddenly and shouted in a terrible voice, 'All right, come out and fight, y'all and all the other forks in the globe! I'1000 not afraid of y'all!'

* Pronounced /nV sred'di: north/ (nuss, to rhyme with jitney; red; deen, to rhyme with seen The stress is on the last syllable).

What did Nasreddin have ? What was information technology like inside ? Why was it dark ?

What happened one twenty-four hours ? Why did Nasreddin become into

the shed ?

What did he do inside the shed ?

What did the fork exercise ?

What did it practise after that ? What did the ends of the fork

do ?

What did Nasreddin do ? How did he feel ?

What did he have nether his bed ?

What did he practice now ? What did he shout ?

iv

A man ever went to the same bar at the same time every day and asked for two spectacles of beer. He drank them then asked for two more.

I mean solar day the man behind the bar said to him, 'Why practice you always ask for two glasses of beer? Why don't you get one big glass instead?'

The man answered, 'Because I exercise not like to potable alone. I drink with my friend.'

But a few days later the human being came in and asked only for i beer.

'Oh,' said the barman, 'has your friend died?'

'Oh, no,' said the man. 'He is very well. This beer is for him. Just I take stopped drinking beer. My doctor doesn't want me to drinkable any more than because information technology is dangerous for me.'

What did the human in this story do every twenty-four hour period ?

What did he enquire for ? What did he exercise then ? What did the man behind

the bar say i day ? What did the man respond ?

What happened a few days later ?

What did the man enquire for this time ?

What did the barman ask ? What did the human being reply ?

5

Sometime Mr Black loved shooting bears, but his eyes were not expert whatever more. Several times he nearly shot people instead of bears, so his friends were always very careful when they went out shooting with him.

One twenty-four hours a young friend of his wanted to have a joke, then he got a big piece of white newspaper and wrote on it in very big messages 'I AM Not A BEAR'. Then he tied it to his back and went off. His friends saw it and laughed a lot.

But it did non salve him. After a few minutes Mr Black shot at him and knocked his hat off.

The swain was frightened and angry. 'Didn't y'all meet this piece of paper ?' he shouted to Mr Black. 'Yes, I did,' said Mr Black. And so he went nearer, looked carefully at the paper and said, 'Oh, I am very deplorable. I did not see the discussion NOT.'

What did Mr Black love ? What was the matter with him ? What happened several times ? What did his friends exercise when

they went out shooting with him ?

What did one of his young friends want to do one twenty-four hour period ?

What did he do ?

What did he write on the slice of paper ?

What did he practice then ? What did his friends do ? What happened and then ?

Did the paper salve the fellow ?

How did he experience ? What did he shout ?

What did Mr Blackness do ? What did he say ?

vi

Mrs Brown's old grandfather lived with her and her husband. Every forenoon he went for a walk in the park and came home at one-half past twelve for his tiffin.

But one morning a police automobile stopped outside Mrs Brown's firm at twelve o'clock, and two policemen helped Mr Brown to become out One of them said to Mrs Brown, 'The poor quondam admirer lost his mode in the park and telephoned us for help, so we sent a auto to bring him domicile.' Mrs Brown was very surprised, but she thanked the policemen and they left.

'Only, Grandfather,' she then said, 'you have been to that park nearly every 24-hour interval for twenty years. How did yous lose your way there?'

The erstwhile man smiled, closed one eye and said, 'I didn't quite lose my way. I just got tired and I didn't want to walk home!'

Who lived with Mr and Mrs Dark-brown ?

What did he practice every morning ? When did he come home ? What did he come up home for ? What happened i forenoon ? At what time did it happen ? What did the two policemen practice ?

What did i of them say to Mrs Brown ?

How did Mrs Brown feel ? What did she practise ?

What did she say to her grandfather ?

What did the old man do ? What did he say ?

vii

Helen's eyes were non very good, and so she commonly wore spectacles. But when she was seventeen and she began to get out with a immature man, she never wore her glasses when she was with him. When he came to the door to take her out, she took her glasses off, and when she came home once more and he left, she put them on.

One 24-hour interval her mother said to her, 'But Helen, why do yous never wear your glasses when you are with Jim? He takes y'all to beautiful places in his car, merely you don't come across anything.' 'Well, Mother,' said Helen, 'I expect prettier to Jim when I am not wearing my glassesand he looks better to me as well!'

What did Helen ordinarily article of clothing ? Why did she practice this ?

What did she begin to exercise when she was seventeen ?

What did she do when she was with the fellow ?

Why did the immature man come to the door ?

What did Helen do then ? What did she Ho when she came

home ?

What did her mother say to her ane 24-hour interval ?

What did Helen answer ?

8

A man was trying to build an electric motor-car. He worked in an function in the town during most of the week, merely on Saturdays and Sundays he stayed at domicile in the country and worked on his electrical automobile. Every Monday he told his friends at the office nigh his work on the auto, but his news almost it was never very good. Then at last ane Monday forenoon he came to the office and said to his friends, 'I have done it! I take driven from my abode to here by electricity!'

His friends were all very glad. 'How much did information technology toll to go here by electricity?' they asked.

'Three hundred and two pounds,' he answered. 'Two pounds for the electricity, and three hundred pounds for the electric wires from my house to the car.'

What was the man in this story trying to practise ?

What did he practice almost of the week ?

What did he do on Saturdays and Sundays ?

What did he do every Monday ?

What was his news about the car like ?

What happened at terminal one Monday morning ?

How did his friends feel ? What did they say ?

What did the human answer ?

9

An artist went to a cute role of the land for a holiday, and stayed with a farmer. Every day he went out with his paints and his brushes and painted from morning to evening, then when information technology got dark, he went back to the farm and had a practiced dinner before he went to bed.

At the end of his holiday he wanted to pay the farmer, but the farmer said, 'No, I do non desire money—merely give me ane of your pictures. What is money? In a week it will all be finished, but your painting will yet be hither.'

The creative person was very pleased and thanked the farmer for saying such kind things about his paintings.

The farmer smiled and answered, 'It is not that. I have a son in London. He wants to become an artist. When he comes here adjacent calendar month, I volition show him your picture, and then he will non want to be an artist any more, i think.'

Where did the creative person go for his vacation ?

Where did he stay ?

What did he exercise every solar day ? What did he do when it got

dark ?

What did the farmer say when the artist wanted to pay him ?

What did the painter give thanks the farmer for ?

Why did the farmer want the artist'due south painting ?

Did the farmer want his son to become an artist ?

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